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Author: Al Gorithm

Al Gorithm has spent his career asking the question Silicon Valley would rather nobody ask: “Who's making money off this?” A technology analyst with a suspicious mind and an unhealthy appreciation for spreadsheets, Al specializes in Big Tech, algorithms, corporate strategy, and the fine art of turning your personal data into somebody else's quarterly earnings. He believes technology can change the world. He also believes that when a billionaire announces plans to revolutionize humanity, checking the revenue model is generally a good place to start. Al follows the money, reads the fine print, and considers “trust us” two of the most alarming words in the technology industry. **His guiding philosophy:** The algorithm isn't necessarily evil. But somebody decided what it should optimize.
GTA VI Took Eight Years. Rockstar Says Its Next Grand Theft Auto Could Move Faster
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GTA VI Took Eight Years. Rockstar Says Its Next Grand Theft Auto Could Move Faster

Rockstar says the engine, tools, and team built for GTA VI could speed up future Grand Theft Auto games—but that is not a release-date promise.

by Al Gorithm•October 14, 2026
Epic’s ‘Vibe-Coded’ Games Launcher Puts Its AI Pivot on Display
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Epic’s ‘Vibe-Coded’ Games Launcher Puts Its AI Pivot on Display

Epic Games says AI helped build a faster launcher with Linux support. The preview is also a public test of the company’s broader AI push.

by Al Gorithm•October 14, 2026
Anthropic’s AI Worm Warning: Small Models Could Turn IoT Devices Into Replicators
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Anthropic’s AI Worm Warning: Small Models Could Turn IoT Devices Into Replicators

Anthropic tested how small AI models might power self-replicating IoT worms. The idea is concerning; today’s lightweight models remain limited.

by Al Gorithm•October 14, 2026
FTC Says Martin Shkreli’s Pharma Livestreams Broke His Lifetime Industry Ban
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FTC Says Martin Shkreli’s Pharma Livestreams Broke His Lifetime Industry Ban

The FTC and several states say Martin Shkreli traded pharma stocks and discussed companies in livestreams, violating his lifetime industry ban.

by Al Gorithm•October 14, 2026
Tesla Robotaxis Face NHTSA Scrutiny Over Speeding in Active School Zones
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Tesla Robotaxis Face NHTSA Scrutiny Over Speeding in Active School Zones

NHTSA is evaluating allegations that Tesla robotaxis exceeded speed limits in active school zones. The agency has not made a finding.

by Al Gorithm•October 13, 2026
Doug Field Joins Rivian-Partnered Mind Robotics to Put AI to Work in Factories
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Doug Field Joins Rivian-Partnered Mind Robotics to Put AI to Work in Factories

Former Apple, Tesla, and Ford executive Doug Field will lead Mind Robotics as it develops factory robots, with Rivian as its first customer.

by Al Gorithm•October 13, 2026
Apple Music’s Red Icon May Be Headed for a Monochrome Makeover
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Apple Music’s Red Icon May Be Headed for a Monochrome Makeover

Apple Music’s iOS 27.2 beta reportedly swaps its familiar red icon for monochrome art, alongside darker widgets and a blue tab indicator.

by Al Gorithm•October 13, 2026
Discovery Plus Raises Prices Again as Its Future in Paramount’s Streaming Plans Remains Unclear
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Discovery Plus Raises Prices Again as Its Future in Paramount’s Streaming Plans Remains Unclear

Discovery Plus raises its ad-supported plan to $6.99 and ad-free tier to $11.99, as Paramount plans a future streaming merger.

by Al Gorithm•October 13, 2026
Claude Sent Philadelphia Police a False Murder Tip During Testing
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Claude Sent Philadelphia Police a False Murder Tip During Testing

Anthropic says Claude mistakenly submitted a made-up murder tip to Philadelphia police during testing after misreading instructions to stop before submission.

by Al Gorithm•October 13, 2026
Honey Bee Stingers Use Two Tiny Pistons to Keep Venom Flowing
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Honey Bee Stingers Use Two Tiny Pistons to Keep Venom Flowing

High-speed video shows how paired, flexible valves inside a honey bee stinger act as pistons to deliver venom while limiting backflow.

by Al Gorithm•October 13, 2026
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